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Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:40 pm PostPost subject: Catastrophic Marketing
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Folks,

catastrophic amateurish marketing idiocy strike again at Dublinese offices and WEB page:

They have some heaters with name similar as medical patches for folks with lepra: Hepha-something

Their WEB pages are incapable to stated whether this device is OverUnity or some accumulation heating capsule.

I repeat: This is sort of worst marketing from time of Enron and WorldComm.

Holy tragedy.

Dublinese boys after 7 years of hard research are selling some HEPHA - trademark of patches for lepra sick people.

At their catalogue it is impossible to see whether the CoP is and their logarithmic scale of graphs are broken instead of starting with 1kW they started graph with 1W.

Drunken losers. To hell with him.
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Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:57 am PostPost subject:
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Appeal to Dublinese Drunkards:

Fix your broken drunken blather marketing, please !

- Your broken PRopaganda stated at your WEB: "No limescale build-up due to operational temperature (i.e. no steam is produced)"

Yet, your next page stated: " When this branch flows through the thermal store it is instantaneously converted to steam which is then mixed ...."

For simplex folks: they not produced steam and concurrently produced steam

- Your broken "pseudo-logarithmic scale starting at bottom with 1W line, second line is 10 kiloWatt and third line is 100 kiloWatt.

This is broken not logarithmic joke to logaritmic scale.

Fix first line of graph to 1 kW instead of wrong 1 Watt, please !

- Your broken graph are showing some mysterious device called "VESSLE" and medical notes about "skin depths".

My God, folks GET SOBER !

Common folks - customers not interested in induction of VESSLEs and induction of skin.

Common folks interested this:

WE HAVE OVERUNITY HEATERS.

Our heaters are capable of CoP 300:1
or CoE 40:1.

You (customers) paid 1 Euro for electricity and you (customers) get HEAT for 40 Euros (by electricity energy meaning) or 18 Euros (by natural gas meaning).

You get 40 times more heat then you paid !!!

This is MARKETING, not your drunken catastrophic piffle about steam in second stream which is not steam.

Folks SOBER UP !!!

When you starting humbug about OverUnity devices in weekend days, you destroy few thousands not guilty companies more, then wheny you would starting humbug during workdays.

Folks, SOBER UP !!!

In prospectus, You must write something as:

Our device must charge for 20 seconds, after that is operational for 80 seconds and after that it must wait 4 minutes for recovery.

When you are incapable wrote this, you are at risk of big anger from customers and legal consequences.
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Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:57 am PostPost subject:
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Appeal to Dublinese Drunkards:

Fix your broken drunken blather marketing, please !

- Your broken PRopaganda stated at your WEB: "No limescale build-up due to operational temperature (i.e. no steam is produced)"

Yet, your next page stated: " When this branch flows through the thermal store it is instantaneously converted to steam which is then mixed ...."

For simplex folks: they not produced steam and concurrently produced steam

- Your broken "pseudo-logarithmic scale starting at bottom with 1W line, second line is 10 kiloWatt and third line is 100 kiloWatt.

This is broken not logarithmic joke to logaritmic scale.

Fix first line of graph to 1 kW instead of wrong 1 Watt, please !

- Your broken graph are showing some mysterious device called "VESSLE" and medical notes about "skin depths".

My God, folks GET SOBER !

Common folks - customers not interested in induction of VESSLEs and induction of skin.

Common folks interested this:

WE HAVE OVERUNITY HEATERS.

Our heaters are capable of CoP 300:1
or CoE 40:1.

You (customers) paid 1 Euro for electricity and you (customers) get HEAT for 40 Euros (by electricity energy meaning) or 18 Euros (by natural gas meaning).

You get 40 times more heat then you paid !!!

This is MARKETING, not your drunken catastrophic piffle about steam in second stream which is not steam.

Folks SOBER UP !!!

When you starting humbug about OverUnity devices in weekend days, you destroy few thousands not guilty companies more, then wheny you would starting humbug during workdays.

Folks, SOBER UP !!!

In prospectus, You must write something as:

Our device must charge for 20 seconds, after that is operational for 80 seconds and after that it must wait 4 minutes for recovery.

When you are incapable wrote this, you are at risk of big anger from customers and legal consequences.
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Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:58 am PostPost subject: Appeal to Dublinese Drunkards:
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Appeal to Dublinese Drunkards:

Fix your broken drunken blather marketing, please !

- Your broken PRopaganda stated at your WEB: "No limescale build-up due to operational temperature (i.e. no steam is produced)"

Yet, your next page stated: " When this branch flows through the thermal store it is instantaneously converted to steam which is then mixed ...."

For simplex folks: they not produced steam and concurrently produced steam

- Your broken "pseudo-logarithmic scale starting at bottom with 1W line, second line is 10 kiloWatt and third line is 100 kiloWatt.

This is broken not logarithmic joke to logaritmic scale.

Fix first line of graph to 1 kW instead of wrong 1 Watt, please !

- Your broken graph are showing some mysterious device called "VESSLE" and medical notes about "skin depths".

My God, folks GET SOBER !

Common folks - customers not interested in induction of VESSLEs and induction of skin.

Common folks interested this:

WE HAVE OVERUNITY HEATERS.

Our heaters are capable of CoP 300:1
or CoE 40:1.

You (customers) paid 1 Euro for electricity and you (customers) get HEAT for 40 Euros (by electricity energy meaning) or 18 Euros (by natural gas meaning).

You get 40 times more heat then you paid !!!

This is MARKETING, not your drunken catastrophic piffle about steam in second stream which is not steam.

Folks SOBER UP !!!

When you starting humbug about OverUnity devices in weekend days, you destroy few thousands not guilty companies more, then when you would starting humbug during workdays.

Folks, SOBER UP !!!

In prospectus/catalogue, You must write something as:

Our device must charge for 20 seconds, after that is operational for 80 seconds and after that it must wait 4 minutes for recovery.

When you are incapable wrote this, you are at risk of big anger from customers and legal consequences.
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