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Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:11 pm PostPost subject:
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The Lever is an interesting thing
Large weights it can rotate in a ring
But its ratios are those of a kind
that trade weight and distance, not time
such that the same height it never can bring
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:29 pm PostPost subject:
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...................All things considered
...................Tho evidence covert
...................I concluded it fake and a lie
...................But then i was met
...................On the Tube and net
...................Of a probable worthwhile try

...................Combinations awash
...................And the magnets all tosh
...................He was doomed to a messy file
...................Then along came bloke
...................Not known in the smoke
...................Gave it all back cause-
He was, a,....Men In Black!
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:47 pm PostPost subject:
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Harvey writes with a sense of balance,
Teaching physicists how to dance.
He combines all physic's rules
With poetry's tools,
And there's nothing at all left to chance!
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:28 pm PostPost subject:
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HedyL wrote:
Harvey chance!

Lady HediLLLLLLLLLLL-Major Contributor,
Is B A C K !
every day,
every night !
as the sun,
as the moon!
as recicle T R U C K

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Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:33 pm PostPost subject:
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Often in the world of Fizzx
Its a triumph of trial and error.
Came along for a ride of inquiry
We blaze till along comes a theory
Forever entwined
With our inquisitive mind
And a measure of good SHIRAS
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:51 am PostPost subject: Sean Tries to Buck Up the Troops
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'I'm afraid, lads, we've fallen on dread times,
Having botched so many of our deadlines.
And we're flat out of cash
For another big splash
(At this point, we'd have to buy headlines!)'
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:04 am PostPost subject: Sean, the Perpetual Director
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'Now that Orbo's gone international,
My exuberance may have been irrational.
I thought it would star
Both here and afar,
But now it won't answer a casting call.'
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:36 pm PostPost subject:
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You can exercise me
You can magnatize me

You can chastise me
You can plagiarise me

You can remonstrate with me
You can organise around me

But for the sake of mankind
Please dont be Steorn with me!
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:38 pm PostPost subject:
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WhiPmag.

Whip me up a frenzy
Said the nice man to his buddy
I feel we shoud get a cool run
Though the vid's a little muddy

So the nice man obliged
Just to keep record straight
Cause the man in question
Was old OC's mate!!
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:45 pm PostPost subject:
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Rigs

Rigs are for nancies
And girly mags fancies
They only serve
To distract and avert gaze

Rigs come in many
And varied, and techi
Tho the best r saved
For the tube on the telly

Rigs be the man
and the boy
and his belly
But mine is for me
(am i telling)
Not on ur nelly!
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:56 pm PostPost subject:
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Magnetic Personality

To attract the wrong sort
When we speak out of turn
Is a correction indeed
That u probably need

In a negative world
Full of opposites and equals
Replicating the truth
Is almost a sequel

My Low point could be
Asking to share the fee
So i'll defer instead
To take her to bed
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:49 pm PostPost subject:
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This is all spiraling out of control,
And though it offends my very soul,
I must take a break
For sanity's sake
And perhaps down the road emerge whole!
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:40 pm PostPost subject:
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Motor motor O so bound
A laminated core on which u frown
Is giving rise to such a calamity
For some in power its a form of profanity

In our quest to eco- freedom
Replication seems our only medium
So give us all that little break
Thats neither false or passing fake

The duty of u magnets is very clear
Pushing away and never near
Or pulling quickly
As tho your queer

Fasinated by their movements
Playing nightly for my own amusement
Turning, twisting, laying spaces
Toiling steady and smacking faces

To what end i know not
For now to make a little SMOT
Learning plenty, posting nowt
Believing im in witha bigger Shout
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Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:17 pm PostPost subject:
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Skeptics, cynics everwhere
Throwing down money
Like they just dont care
Being bolshy, incipid and pretty bitter
4 wot, to be a lousy critter
Wheeler dealing, seething with envy
If only his bloody name was Henry
Anonymous , shy and slighty funny
I guess he needs his lil dummy
For now it seems such a scam
As others toss toys from their pram
I wait and spy my latest chance
To post a drawing for u 2 glance
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Wed May 13, 2009 2:25 pm PostPost subject: Visitors Beware
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Though from this forum I've been shrinking,
It appears it still hasn't been sinking.
No amount of dearth
Or lackwit or mirth
Seems to matter (or so I am thinking)!
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Wed May 13, 2009 2:28 pm PostPost subject: Suggestions...
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Why don't you all go get a life
Or end it with a noose or a knife?
Or for a real kick
Go to "Steorn" and click
To learn about hell and real strife!
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Wed May 13, 2009 2:32 pm PostPost subject: Health Alert
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Obama's reforming of health care,
Once a promise is now a real scare.
He appears with the bosses
Of HMO's and Blue Crosses---
A prescription for disaster: Beware!
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Sun May 17, 2009 5:49 pm PostPost subject:
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Bedwetting is a horid tale
Aiming plasma nay hitting the pale
To the young its the norm
For perv its queer porn
But in aged, is a sign of being frail. Embarassed
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:05 pm PostPost subject:
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"A Season in ..."

If you're after the perfect getaway,
Vacation at Guantanamo Bay.
We're rated the best,
As so many have confessed,
With attractions that take your breath away!
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:21 pm PostPost subject: Meanwhile, Back in Africa...
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"The new well supplied us by Steorn
Will nourish the old and newborn.
Sean says that quite soon
All our land will bloom
And he'll even import us a unicorn!"
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:04 pm PostPost subject:
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Kwai Chang was found dead in Swissotel
But the true story no one will tell
In a demonstration to humiliate
Terrorists demonstrate their hate
NSA, the story must quell.
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Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:27 pm PostPost subject: Proposal
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This site has become a bit moribund.
Orbo's constant spin has been spunned
To a god-awful degree.
Let's pay Steorn a fee
For its employees' retirement fund!
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Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:57 pm PostPost subject: The Sue-icide Machine
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007 is wild, on the loose.
He's threatening to cook the goose
Of those who would slander
The good name and grandeur
Of someone who fell for Sean's ruse!
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:21 am PostPost subject:
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In limerick writing, what future?
I might as well practice haute couture.
At least with a trade
I could quit this charade
For which I don't give a good hoot, sir!
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Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:16 pm PostPost subject: New Products from Steorn
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They say Steorn's new line of t-shirts'll
Be sporty and quite controversial.
When pulled inside out
They will prove beyond doubt
Newton's laws are completely reversible!
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:51 am PostPost subject: Sean, on Steorn's ZeroF Bearings....
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'Our frictionless balls are so rare,
They have to be handled with care.
They roll on and on
Inside of a thong,
But you're better off not going there!'


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Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:55 am PostPost subject:
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'They're not for sale at any price,
These miracles of rare device.
We'd have to be fools
To trust our family jewels
To people who might not be nice!'
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:57 am PostPost subject: Banning
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007 put in a Crank call:
'They're picking on me, one and all!'
Obeying his order,
Crank banned aberoder
And now he can't come to Steorn's ball!
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Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:10 pm PostPost subject: Sean, on Juridical Hysteresis
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'The jury's decision, these six months lagging,
Was determined when Orbo was flagging.
Now its output's back in,
There's no doubt but its spin
Will overcome any doubts that are nagging!'


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Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:08 am PostPost subject: Literary Pretensions
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Sean's penning an autobiography,
From youth to this latest catastrophy,
From innocent lad
To inventor gone mad---
What remarkable contrasts we'll see!
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